Who are the brilliant scientists behind this?

Nickolas Ussery

Back End Mastermind

Git with the masterplan @Nick-Ussery

When I started WaterMe Industries, I had just two things in my possession: a dream and an amazing gaming chair. It’s impressive what my minions have brought forth since our inception. Once time travel is realized & I can visit the future to see all the wonderful new technologies, I’ll definitely be keeping an eye out to witness the impact we’ve had on the world. Keep your eye’s peeled on my next grand adventures and prepare to be even more amazed at what we create next.

…No, it we no longer call it coercion. …No, not intimidation either. …Yes, cooperation just has such a better ring to it. It’s a much nicer way of describing their motivations.

Lauren Emick

Front End Framework Extraordinaire

Let's Git it rolling @LaurenEmick

Uh... okay, well, the button on the side, is it glowing? Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again? Hmmm, let me look into it. In the meantime, you should seriously consider switching to this fantastic service we put together. Wrangling "The Awesome Three” has surprisingly been far easier than learning Chinese or Spanish, and much more successful. You may marvel at the work that went into our framework. & if you can’t tell how much we slaved away, might I recommend learning React? I hear there’s this interesting school called Lambda that might help. Again, easier than picking up Chinese to move abroad.

Harry Henry Gebel

Front End Wizard

Git'y on up with @HarryHenryGebel

It’s ok. I’ll distract Nickolas and prevent his time traveling ways. Far too many masterminds just don’t understand the paradoxes involved and the risk of destabilizing the time-continuum. Very bad for world peace. Or very good for world peace if you just want silence after everything rips apart. Not that I recommend the later, but some people you just can’t understand. It’s been amusing working with this team, as sometimes I feel like I’m the only one who grew up surrounded by agriculture and chickens. Growing things should be easy, & I don’t know why people don’t already grasp the simplicity of it, but I hope this helps. It should make houseplants even easier than differential calculus & stretching my eschatological skills to believe I’m the only person that exists.

Ava Wingfield

Front End Zauberin

This is why we Git the nice things @AvaWing

Don’t make me come over there. Trust me when I tell you it’s better for you to just accept facts. Yes, your life will be better with houseplants. No, I don’t care how hard it’s been for you in the past, we’ve all had hard pasts. Much like theatre and opera, there are many struggles along the way, but if you truly want it, go out there & grab it by the horribly-irrelevant-horned-helmet. And yes, he's a wizard, Harry. But I am the sorceress.

I warned you once, don’t make me warm up my vocals.

Josh Glantz

Web UI Munchkin

Git 'er done @JahTeo

Don’t believe them. Time traveling to the past to learn agriculture will hands down show how in touch folks were with the moisture levels of their crops. And don’t bother worrying about the wibbly wobbly, timey wimey details. It’ll work or it won’t. Quite unlike Water Me, which is set to take over the world guaranteed to bring about world peace. All hail the Mastermind & Minions.

…Yes ma’am. I’ll learn React right away. What? Lambda you say? Thank you Mistress Extraordinaire, I’ll get on it asap.

Also, please do not tap on the glass. Programmers are very easily startled and may start to cry. Violently. Please enter slowly while singing 'Ave Maria' to avoid an incident. Ava can teach you how. If you can afford her rates.